Smaaaaaaaash

I can't believe all of the things I have accomplished before 12pm. I've cleaned the entire house, lovingly left for me to do on my own... did an essay, and successfully scared the bajeezes out of everyone in my entire estate. The wonderful festivities of Tuesday night took its toll on a rather weak handled bin bag, causing an array of wine and beer bottles to go thundering down my very echoey close stairway. Just when I thought things couldn't get any more embarrassing, the window cleaner, who was happily minding his own business across the street, came to see if everything was okay. He thought someone had thrown themselves out of a window. His worst nightmare I guess. Anyway, I just thought I would share that terribly boring, yet tragic event with you all. I'm off to college for the last time today. I'm sure I'll have a smashing time.

Ha.